Sunflower Skins

December 15, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXVI: How The Guam (Almost) Stole Christmas

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Click here to read last week’s episode, “The Exception that Breaks All the Rules”!

We’re taking a break from Bible Promises for a little while to work on other projects; please visit our Tumblr for daily silliness. Thanks for reading! We’ve had a lot of fun.

December 8, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXV: The Exception that Breaks All the Rules

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“But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” (Matt. 6:33)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here to read last week’s episode “La La La Can’t Hear You”!

December 1, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXIV: La La La Can’t Hear You

34_lalala“Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear.” (Isa. 59:1)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here to read last week’s episode “33″!

November 24, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXIII: Deep in Thought I (don’t) Forgive Everyone

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“… Yet will he have compassion according to the multitude of his mercies.” (Lam. 3:32)

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November 17, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXII: You Shall Not Pass On

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“But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” (Matt. 6:33)

Click here to see Guam’s outtake!

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November 10, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXI: Heavenly Musings

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“The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand forever.” (Isa. 40:8)

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November 3, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXX: Halloween Vacation

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October 27, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIX: According to the Voices in Your Head

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“And this is the confidence that we have in Him, that, if we ask anything according to His will, he hearteth us.” (1 John 5:14)

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October 20, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVIII: If You Build It, He Will Do What He Always Does and Punish Innocent People

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“For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.” (Ps. 103:11)

Support your local farms, shops, and community centers!

Guam’s outtake:

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October 13, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVII: What Is Love? Daddy Don’t Hurt Me (No More)

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“They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.” (Ps. 126:5)

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October 6, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVI: I Would Do Anything For Love (Even That)

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“Fear not… I am thy shield, and thy exceeding great reward.” (Gen. 15:1)

Click here for our outtake!

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September 29, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXV: No Way’s (anybody gonna survive in that) Ark

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“I will pour water upon him that is thirsty, and floods upon the dry ground.” (Isa 44:3)

Click here for our outtake (playin’ in the tub)!

Click here for last week’s episode, “Ask Questions, Tell Lies”!

And Guam made a special outtake:

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September 22, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIV: Ask Questions, Tell Lies

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“And as we have borne the image of the earthy, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly.” (I Cor. 15:49)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here for last week’s episode, “The Cubs Are Alright”!

September 15, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIII: The Cubs Are Alright

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“The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing.” (Ps. 34:10)

Click here for outtakes, and click here for last week’s episode!

September 8, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXII: How I Spent My Summer Vacation, or … From Something

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“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

Click here for this week’s outtake, and here for last week’s episode!

September 1, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXI: How I Spent My Summer Vacation, or Nothing…

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Click here for our outtakes, and here for pt. XX, “Tempting Faith”!

July 21, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XX: Tempting Faith

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“For in that He Himself hath suffered being tempted, He is able to succour them that are tempted.” (Heb. 2:18)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here for last week’s episode, “Hope of Salvation”!

We’re excited to announce that for August we’ll be taking a break from Bible Promises to put together the first 20 comics and outtakes into a book! Don’t worry, though, we’ll be back here in September with all new adventures, and in the meantime Guam will continue posting daily extras on Tumblr,

July 14, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XIX: Hope of Salvation

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“For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ.” (1 Thess. 5:9)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here for last week’s episode, “Prophet From The Lie”!

July 7, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVIII: Prophet From The Lie

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“Blessed is he that readeth… and keeps those things which are written therein; for the time is at hand.” (Rev. 1:3)

You profit from the rape lie baby; Bikini Kill’s “Liar” here.

Click here for last week’s episode (it has lesbians!)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

For more on the Immaculate Conception, see God’s Good, Legitimate Work.

June 30, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVII: Interpretations of Love

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“And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment.” (Phil. 1:19, KJV)

“And this is my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth of insight.” (Phil. 1:19, NIV)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here for last week’s episode, pt. XVI!

June 23, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVI: Sacrilidiot

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“Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.” (Ps. 119:165)

Click here for the outtake and here for pt. XV!

June 16, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XV: He Saves Me, He Saves Me Not

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“Hitherto hath the Lord helped us.” (I Samuel 7:12)

“For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13)

For more fun bedtime reading, check out II Kings 23-25 and Human Choice Cuts, as well as Guam’s outtake, The Love Song of Jesus H. Christ.

And click here for pt. XIV!

June 9, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIV: Some Dinos Are More Equal Than Others

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“No good thing will He withhold from them that walk uprightly.” (Psalms 84:11)

Last week’s episode is in two parts: Cross Examination and The Exodus; enjoy and happy blaspheming!

June 5, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII.V: The Exodus

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Mid-week update!

Click here for the first half!

June 2, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII: Cross Examination

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“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.” (James 5:16)

“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” (Psalms 46:1)

“The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: He shall preserve thy soul.” (Psalms 121:7)

Click here for Pt. XII!

May 26, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XII: A Crisis of Identity, or quaquaquaquackery

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“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)

“For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” (2 Tim 1:7)

“Call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify Me.” (Ps. 50:15)

“I will dwell in the midst of thee.” (Zech. 2:11)

“To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna.” (Rev. 2:17)

Click here for Pt. XI!

May 19, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XI: A Crisis of Faith, or quaquaquaqua

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“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)

“The desire of the righteous shall be granted.” (Prov. 10:24)

“Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering (for he is faithful that promised.)” (Heb. 10:23)

“But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you.” (Acts 1:8)

“Great is thy faithfulness.” (Lam 3:23)

Click here for Pt. X!

Father Who?

May 12, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. X: Genocidal Maniac

Genocidal_Maniac“He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.” (Ps. 91:4)

“And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him.” (Ps. 37:40)

“A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.” (Ps. 91:7)

Click here for Pt. IX!

May 5, 2013

Guam’s Behemoth’s Bible Promises, Pt. IX: The Origin of Reason

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“He that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.” (I John 5:18)

“For the Lord shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy foot from being taken.” (Prov. 3:26)

“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench the fiery darts of the wicked.” (Eph 6:16)

Click here for Pt. VIII!

April 28, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VIII: Sin for the Win

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“But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.” (Romans 5:20)

Thanks to our friend Mark for donating Behemoth’s new guitar! We think…

Click here for Pt. VII!

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