Sunflower Skins

December 15, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXVI: How The Guam (Almost) Stole Christmas

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We’re taking a break from Bible Promises for a little while to work on other projects; please visit our Tumblr for daily silliness. Thanks for reading! We’ve had a lot of fun.

December 8, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXV: The Exception that Breaks All the Rules

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“But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” (Matt. 6:33)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here to read last week’s episode “La La La Can’t Hear You”!

December 1, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXIV: La La La Can’t Hear You

34_lalala“Behold, the Lord’s hand is not shortened, that it cannot save; neither his ear heavy, that it cannot hear.” (Isa. 59:1)

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Click here to read last week’s episode “33”!

November 24, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXIII: Deep in Thought I (don’t) Forgive Everyone

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“… Yet will he have compassion according to the multitude of his mercies.” (Lam. 3:32)

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November 17, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXII: You Shall Not Pass On

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“But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” (Matt. 6:33)

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November 10, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXXI: Heavenly Musings

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“The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand forever.” (Isa. 40:8)

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November 3, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXX: Halloween Vacation

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October 27, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIX: According to the Voices in Your Head

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“And this is the confidence that we have in Him, that, if we ask anything according to His will, he hearteth us.” (1 John 5:14)

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October 20, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVIII: If You Build It, He Will Do What He Always Does and Punish Innocent People

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“For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.” (Ps. 103:11)

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Guam’s outtake:

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October 13, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVII: What Is Love? Daddy Don’t Hurt Me (No More)

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“They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.” (Ps. 126:5)

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October 6, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXVI: I Would Do Anything For Love (Even That)

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“Fear not… I am thy shield, and thy exceeding great reward.” (Gen. 15:1)

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September 29, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXV: No Way’s (anybody gonna survive in that) Ark

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“I will pour water upon him that is thirsty, and floods upon the dry ground.” (Isa 44:3)

Click here for our outtake (playin’ in the tub)!

Click here for last week’s episode, “Ask Questions, Tell Lies”!

And Guam made a special outtake:

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September 22, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIV: Ask Questions, Tell Lies

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“And as we have borne the image of the earthy, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly.” (I Cor. 15:49)

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September 15, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXIII: The Cubs Are Alright

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“The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: but they that seek the Lord shall not want any good thing.” (Ps. 34:10)

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September 8, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXII: How I Spent My Summer Vacation, or … From Something

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“The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

Click here for this week’s outtake, and here for last week’s episode!

September 3, 2013

“I’m a Scientist! I Don’t Think, I Observe!”

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September 1, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XXI: How I Spent My Summer Vacation, or Nothing…

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Click here for our outtakes, and here for pt. XX, “Tempting Faith”!

July 21, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XX: Tempting Faith

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“For in that He Himself hath suffered being tempted, He is able to succour them that are tempted.” (Heb. 2:18)

Click here for Guam’s outtake!

Click here for last week’s episode, “Hope of Salvation”!

We’re excited to announce that for August we’ll be taking a break from Bible Promises to put together the first 20 comics and outtakes into a book! Don’t worry, though, we’ll be back here in September with all new adventures, and in the meantime Guam will continue posting daily extras on Tumblr,

July 14, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XIX: Hope of Salvation

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“For God hath not appointed us to wrath, but to obtain salvation by our Lord Jesus Christ.” (1 Thess. 5:9)

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Click here for last week’s episode, “Prophet From The Lie”!

June 30, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVII: Interpretations of Love

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“And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and in all judgment.” (Phil. 1:19, KJV)

“And this is my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth of insight.” (Phil. 1:19, NIV)

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Click here for last week’s episode, pt. XVI!

June 23, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XVI: Sacrilidiot

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“Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.” (Ps. 119:165)

Click here for the outtake and here for pt. XV!

June 16, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, pt. XV: He Saves Me, He Saves Me Not

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“Hitherto hath the Lord helped us.” (I Samuel 7:12)

“For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13)

For more fun bedtime reading, check out II Kings 23-25 and Human Choice Cuts, as well as Guam’s outtake, The Love Song of Jesus H. Christ.

And click here for pt. XIV!

June 9, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIV: Some Dinos Are More Equal Than Others

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“No good thing will He withhold from them that walk uprightly.” (Psalms 84:11)

Last week’s episode is in two parts: Cross Examination and The Exodus; enjoy and happy blaspheming!

June 5, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII.V: The Exodus

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Mid-week update!

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June 2, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XIII: Cross Examination

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“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.” (James 5:16)

“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” (Psalms 46:1)

“The Lord shall preserve thee from all evil: He shall preserve thy soul.” (Psalms 121:7)

Click here for Pt. XII!

May 26, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XII: A Crisis of Identity, or quaquaquaquackery

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“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)

“For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.” (2 Tim 1:7)

“Call upon me in the day of trouble: I will deliver thee, and thou shalt glorify Me.” (Ps. 50:15)

“I will dwell in the midst of thee.” (Zech. 2:11)

“To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna.” (Rev. 2:17)

Click here for Pt. XI!

May 19, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XI: A Crisis of Faith, or quaquaquaqua

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“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)

“The desire of the righteous shall be granted.” (Prov. 10:24)

“Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering (for he is faithful that promised.)” (Heb. 10:23)

“But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you.” (Acts 1:8)

“Great is thy faithfulness.” (Lam 3:23)

Click here for Pt. X!

Father Who?

May 12, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. X: Genocidal Maniac

Genocidal_Maniac“He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.” (Ps. 91:4)

“And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him.” (Ps. 37:40)

“A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.” (Ps. 91:7)

Click here for Pt. IX!

May 5, 2013

Guam’s Behemoth’s Bible Promises, Pt. IX: The Origin of Reason

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“He that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.” (I John 5:18)

“For the Lord shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy foot from being taken.” (Prov. 3:26)

“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench the fiery darts of the wicked.” (Eph 6:16)

Click here for Pt. VIII!

April 28, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VIII: Sin for the Win

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“But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.” (Romans 5:20)

Thanks to our friend Mark for donating Behemoth’s new guitar! We think…

Click here for Pt. VII!

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