Sunflower Skins

May 19, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XI: A Crisis of Faith, or quaquaquaqua

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“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)

“The desire of the righteous shall be granted.” (Prov. 10:24)

“Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering (for he is faithful that promised.)” (Heb. 10:23)

“But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you.” (Acts 1:8)

“Great is thy faithfulness.” (Lam 3:23)

Click here for Pt. X!

Father Who?

May 12, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. X: Genocidal Maniac

Genocidal_Maniac“He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.” (Ps. 91:4)

“And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him.” (Ps. 37:40)

“A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.” (Ps. 91:7)

Click here for Pt. IX!

May 5, 2013

Guam’s Behemoth’s Bible Promises, Pt. IX: The Origin of Reason

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“He that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.” (I John 5:18)

“For the Lord shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy foot from being taken.” (Prov. 3:26)

“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench the fiery darts of the wicked.” (Eph 6:16)

Click here for Pt. VIII!

April 28, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VIII: Sin for the Win

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“But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.” (Romans 5:20)

Thanks to our friend Mark for donating Behemoth’s new guitar! We think…

Click here for Pt. VII!

April 21, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VII: Army of Love

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“For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.” (2 Cor. 10:4)

“And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled.” (2 Cor. 10:6)

Click here for Pt. VI!

April 14, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VI: Mercy This

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“The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.” (Ps. 103:8)

Loving parents probably shouldn’t make sacrifices for obedience… just sayin’.

Click here for Pt. V!

April 7, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. V: Smell-o-Gram from God

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“Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door I will come in.” (Rev. 3:20)

We’re guessing somebody didn’t appreciate last week’s comic; click here for Pt. IV!

March 31, 2013

Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. IV: Easter Rising

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“I am the resurrection, and the Life: he that believeth in Me, though he were dead yet shall he live.” (John 11:25)

“And whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die.” (John 11:26)

I hope all our atheist pals are having a safe weekend not celebrating torture.

Click here for Pt. III!

February 4, 2013

Satan Plants False Evidence

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January 21, 2013

Guam Learns from The Learning Channel

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January 12, 2013

New Page: OutTakes

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Check out our new page of OUTTAKES and extras from our silliest comics! New updates every day!

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January 8, 2013

Playground Rowdiness

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January 6, 2013

A Dino in Space

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Happy 2013, friends!

Guam has a lot of exploring to do this year, and she wants to make sure everyone has snacks.

December 30, 2012

Our Year in Review, 2012

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December 20, 2012

The 12 Derps of Guammas

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GuammasExplodesEarly

December 15, 2012

Holiday Conversations, Pt. 4

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November 25, 2012

Guam’s Great (Inner) Escape

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November 9, 2012

Guam’s Reality TV Show to End All Reality TV Shows

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October 28, 2012

Some are Not as Original as Others

Our buddy Mike over at dustpiggies.com is having a contest, so Guam decided to put on her Halloween costume a few days early and rudely harass some new friends. Dressed as a hamster dressed as a parrot (with such a realistic beak!), she made this comic as our entry, promptly knocked over the lamp once the photos were shot, and managed to shed everywhere in the process.

Yup, that’s my dinosaur.

September 6, 2012

God’s Good, Legitimate Work

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August 7, 2012

Guam & Jekill in the Garden of Eden

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For @Thom_Roland‘s thoughts on atheism, visit his blog.

July 10, 2012

Not My Canada

July 7, 2012

Spa Day for Behemoth

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July 2, 2012

Guam Bullies, Gets Bullied

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These comics are inspired by recent events in New York, by which an elderly bus monitor was bullied by some seventh graders. Instead of doing her job or alerting the bus driver, Karen Klein allowed herself to be videotaped and tormented for almost 10 minutes, and when the video went viral, a crowd of do-gooders decided to raise a $667,000 for this “poor woman” to retire. Everyone across the country claims, “Nice story,” but the reality is: Klein rejects apologies from the “bullies,” accepts an absurd amount of money without thinking twice, sees a YEAR-LONG SUSPENSION as just punishment, and allows minors to face a life-time of harassment both in real life and online. They will never live it down; worse, they probably haven’t learned much from the situation other than that they are worthless and without hope of rehabilitation. Sunflower Skins does not condone bullying or any type of harassment, nor do we think that the seventh graders should go without punishment for verbal abuse; however we feel that the onslaught of outrage against these kids, ostracising them to the point of alienation, is completely disproportionate—especially from an adult who should have known how to handle the situation better from the start. Suspension for extreme misconduct on school grounds or during school-related activities (eg. on a school bus) is a legitimate response, but removing these kids from their social and academic lives for an entire year is obscene. Karen Klein shouldn’t accept that money, or maybe she should and donate all of it to local youth mental health services. Her “adult” actions in retaliation against a group of minors sicken us. Don’t make an example of these kids just to appease your own conscience; bullying roots reach far deeper than this Band-Aid.

June 30, 2012

A Lady All the Time

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It’s no secret that Sunflower Skins loves J.D. Salinger; his short story “Down at the Dinghy” from Nine Stories is one of the finest portraits of childhood innocence ever written. And as usual Guam pays it  the utmost respect.

June 17, 2012

Toil & Trouble

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June 9, 2012

The Only Thing That Would Be Different Would Be You

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It appears Guam has discovered Salinger.

Hope for the best.

More Catcher-inspired writing.

June 4, 2012

Reporter Guam on the Scene: Visiting Rob Ford

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Inspired by many events throughout recent months, Guam decides to investigate.

In terms of scare tactics The Toronto Star‘s got nothin’.

May 20, 2012

Guam at Home, Pt. II: Still a Lady

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May 5, 2012

Toys Playing with Toys

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