May 21, 2013
May 19, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. XI: A Crisis of Faith, or quaquaquaqua
“And ye shall seek Me, and find Me, when ye shall search for Me with all your heart.” (Jer. 29:13)
“The desire of the righteous shall be granted.” (Prov. 10:24)
“Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering (for he is faithful that promised.)” (Heb. 10:23)
“But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you.” (Acts 1:8)
“Great is thy faithfulness.” (Lam 3:23)
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May 12, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. X: Genocidal Maniac
“He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.” (Ps. 91:4)
“And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him.” (Ps. 37:40)
“A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.” (Ps. 91:7)
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May 5, 2013
Guam’s Behemoth’s Bible Promises, Pt. IX: The Origin of Reason
“He that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.” (I John 5:18)
“For the Lord shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy foot from being taken.” (Prov. 3:26)
“Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench the fiery darts of the wicked.” (Eph 6:16)
Click here for Pt. VIII!
May 3, 2013
April 28, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VIII: Sin for the Win
“But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound.” (Romans 5:20)
Thanks to our friend Mark for donating Behemoth’s new guitar! We think…
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April 23, 2013
April 21, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VII: Army of Love
“For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds.” (2 Cor. 10:4)
“And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled.” (2 Cor. 10:6)
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April 16, 2013
April 14, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. VI: Mercy This
“The Lord is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.” (Ps. 103:8)
Loving parents probably shouldn’t make sacrifices for obedience… just sayin’.
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April 7, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. V: Smell-o-Gram from God
“Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear My voice, and open the door I will come in.” (Rev. 3:20)
We’re guessing somebody didn’t appreciate last week’s comic; click here for Pt. IV!
March 31, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. IV: Easter Rising
“I am the resurrection, and the Life: he that believeth in Me, though he were dead yet shall he live.” (John 11:25)
“And whosoever liveth and believeth in Me shall never die.” (John 11:26)
I hope all our atheist pals are having a safe weekend not celebrating torture.
Click here for Pt. III!
March 24, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. III: Peacemakers
March 17, 2013
Guam’s Bible Promises, Pt. II: Hard Shmard
Behold I am the Lord, the God of all flesh: is there anything too hard for Me? (Jer. 32:27)
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March 14, 2013
March 3, 2013
February 4, 2013
January 21, 2013
January 12, 2013
New Page: OutTakes
Check out our new page of OUTTAKES and extras from our silliest comics! New updates every day!
January 8, 2013
January 6, 2013
A Dino in Space
Happy 2013, friends!
Guam has a lot of exploring to do this year, and she wants to make sure everyone has snacks.
